23 TWEETS I WOULD SEND IF I TWEETED FROM THE SHOWER

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  1. hmm, to shave or not to shave. still single? yep. definitely not shaving. #perksofthesinglelife
  2. i should be in a shampoo commercial fo SHO. this hurr would be perfection on screen.
  3. casual shower dance party to dev. *oh shit, i just fell* #storyofmylife
  4. what the heck! i just turned around and my own wet hair hit me in the face. #mermaidhurrprobs
  5. fun fact: head and shoulders shampoo is the shit
  6. who just took a dump in this bathroom!? i will cut you! next time, open the damn window. #ughfreshman
  7. this shea butter sugar scrub smells hella good! ..i almost want to eat my own leg.
  8. ughhhh so much hurr to wash! i swear, i spend so much money on shampoo every month. #longhurridefinitelycurr
  9. somebody just came in to wash their dishes.. i should probably wash my dishes. when i get out of the shower. #obvs
  10. when did i get this pale!? where is my gorgeous mediterranean skin tone going!? i need to buy a plane ticket back to greece PRONTO #firstworldproblems
  11. i’m so glad i drank some wine before getting in the shower. warmmmmm waterrrrrrr
  12. has the new episode of america’s next top model aired yet?
  13. gahhh i love tyra banks. #noshame
  14. but seriously though tyra, get that damn episode up girl. #twittershowerrantsforthewin
  15. i really need to start playing music in here when i’m showering, i could really go for some beyonce right now.
  16. AHHHHHH! THERE’S A HELLA CREEPY BUG IN MY SHOWERRRR!!! #freakingout
  17. holy. hell. i just killed a centipede that was crawling in my shower. i now feel like a badass. #success
  18. i wish i had a tv in my room. all i wanna do after this shower is lounge around and watch reruns of friends. #storyofmylife
  19. i love being a woman. boobs are fun.
  20. i never want to get out of this shower. ever.
  21. who on earth decided to paint these walls this hideous yellow color? we need some david bromstead up in here. #hgtvallday #eyecandy
  22. damn i need to paint my toenails again..
  23. i hope no more creepy bugs come crawling out of these scary cracks in the walls while i dry off.. #franceprobs
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